Morning News Humor
Here in L.A., we have a morning ‘news’ show on a local station, KTLA. Now, be sure to understand, no one watches this station for hard news. If you want to know about the Arab-Israeli conflict, or the President’s latest tax cut proposal, then turn to another station. If you want, ‘infotainment,’ that it, industry news, celebrities in their sweats, nice cars and good humor, then KTLA is the morning news station for you. And it is, for many of my friends, who like to wake up smiling.
All this to say that weatherman (and no, it’s not a REAL job in L.A.) Mark Kriski told some hilarious jokes that I’d like to share with you.
A HORSE WALKS INTO A BAR, AND THE BARTENDER ASKS, “WHY THE LONG FACE?’
A TERMITE WALKS INTO A PUB AND ASKS, “IS THIS BAR TENDER?”
For those of you with a more sophisticated sense of humor, I apologize. I think I stunted the growth of mine at about ten years old. Laugh, it’s good for you.
foleydog
Vortigern
String walks into a bar. Bartender says, “We don’t serve rope; and you’re a rope, aren’t you?” String says, “No, I’m afraid not (a frayed knot).”
I am interested in entering the contest that was announced today (January 6th, 2004) during the morning news. The purpose of this contest was to name an Israeli cafe. My entree is: THE KINEHORA CAFE. Kinehora is a Jewish word that means “Wow, this is a lot!” Well, I hope this entry reaches the appropriate source. Thank you.