I have a few semantic pet peeves — not the least of which is William Safire’s continued professional existence, but I digress.

There are two words that I don’t think I can ever hear objectively.

The first is ‘articulate.’ Let me use it in a sentence for you. “Oh, you’re so articulate!” Funny, I’ve only heard the word in reference to us black folks. The implicit assumption being, of course, that it’s quite unexpected that we’re, well, so — well spoken.

As anyone who has ever lived with me knows — there’s nothing that will get me riled up faster. When I hear that phrase, it’s a sure sign that I’m not going to get that job, impress that person, or continue a productive conversation.

Anyone who is impressed that you can speak english, is surely not going to think you’re very good at other tasks.

And my second pet peeve — those who preach ‘tolerance.’ Is there nothing more offensive than being tolerated? Imagine, when thinking of someone, you say, “Oh, I tolerate him.”

I think race realations in America today represent a policy of tolerance. I think a more appropriate word is ‘acceptance.’ We should appreciate each other’s differences and move on.

I probably have other semantic triggers that I can’t think of right now. I just think it’s funny because now whenever anyone uses one of my triggger, Adam shoots me a look, then ducks, because a torrent of words are about to come from my articulate self.