The new Southern Methodist University Law School website, will feature the following, I imagine.
Come to SMU Law School. We’ll make sure that when you graduate, you won’t be considered a constitutional scholar. We make sure our graduates aren’t up to the intellectual heavy lifting’ required of attorneys, judges, nor justices. In short, we’re not Harvard.
Here are some of the superlatives used to describe our graduates:
- No public record of legal expertise.
- Most unqualified.
- Incapable of intellectual heavy lifting.
- Lacking in experience.
- Could use a crash course in Constitutional Law.
- Unimpressive
- Did a decent job of discussing federal cases.
- Ill suited.
- Inexperienced crony.
We hope you’ll come.
